Operation St Anthony!

Gawdzooks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todays press is a buzz with rumours of letters circulating asking the PM to commit Hari Kari, sling his hook and to right royally efforff. Hilariously a leak of a document was realeased which was an action plan to make Anthony Blair made into a saint before he leaves. Appearances on Songs of Praise, celebrating the triumph of Blairism. From up high the angel Gabriel will appear and the mood music will be harp with a hint of electric guitar. Each new born will be given a silver goblet, a gift from the great leader. On exit from Downing Street vast crowds will gather and wail in grief at the thought of life without the great man in power. A vast Welsh male voice choir will gather on the banks of the Thames as Cherie and Tone float down the river draped in flowery garlands waving to the swelling crowds on the banksides.

Church bells will ring in celebration of his superb policies across the land and a multi faith thanksgiving will take place in St Pauls Cathedral. The last act of his rule will be to officially open the new statue on top of Nelsons column of himself as hordes of grateful lady Blairites toss the statue of Nelson, a symbol of colonialism and sexism into a smelting pot. The melted copper will be made into thousands of trendy bangles which will be sold with the profits going to the Bliar Foundation for Political Correctness.

The famous Blair Spin Doctors have excelled themselves, saving their best spin operation till last. Any concept of reality has evaporated......................