Right on Dave off to India

News is coming in that Call me Dave has jetted of to the Sub continent after enrolling on a snake charming course. He decided to do the course after reading snakes are quite common in the world of politics. Transfixing them with a flute could be an 'alternative, ethical, and more politically correct method of keeping them in check without ostracising them from their community which could deny them of social justice, human rights and opportunities to be rehabilitated'.

Well, have fun (whos paying for this jaunt - surely not the takings from Tunbridge Wells Conservative Clubs annual flower festival!) and beware of catching a Delhi Belly or falling down the black hole of Calcutta.