2 News stories, one question?

Phew its a scorher, I've been sitting under the cabinet table avoiding the sun. I've been thinking about the news from the last couple of days. It's been all about Levy and Lebanon, then I remembered that Levy for the last few years has been Blairs 'personal envoy to the middle east'. Surely there should be another personal envoy who's background is muslim to make it look fair in the Arab world, or just one envoy who in the interest of impartiality is Hindu or a pagan Druid?????

Both religions being as rare to the Middle East as Confucism is to Nether Wallop.