Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Darling open up the credit card bill!...Holy Batshit we owe £27m

The electoral commision have announced that the New Labour Party is in debt to the tune of £27 million smakaroonies!!!!!!

Please don't tell me this lot run our nations economy, when they can't even run a membership organisation.

I tapped in the numbers of the debt helpline number and miaowed them the predicament, they offered the following advice -

1. Swap Champagne for Wine from Netto
2. DO NOT take loans from loan sharks, they'll only come back to bite you.
3. Ditch non essentials eg, loads of policy types blowing hot air.
4. Always ensure your biro has no ink left before replacing with a new one.

2 Comments:

Blogger Serf said...

I hear theirs a nice chap by the name of Levy that can sort out such things.

Damn, I forgot they tried that one.

7:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are funny. That is hallerious!

2:45 AM  

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