Roll up Roll up, come an buy your cans of shit, at bargain prices!
Well, ok £23,000 for a few cans of shit might seem a bit expensive, but trust me we supply to some of the finest art galleries around the world, such as the Tate Modern.
Famed and much loved artists like Beryl Cook can't get any of their stuff in there but we sold a few cans of our shit to the muppet who runs the place not so long ago.
Well, as they say - where theres muck their is brass. Now you will excuse me while I go for a crap won't you....after all time is money!!!!!
Why does the Tate like a can of faeces better than our Beryl, ask painter's fans
Telegraph story
Famed and much loved artists like Beryl Cook can't get any of their stuff in there but we sold a few cans of our shit to the muppet who runs the place not so long ago.
Well, as they say - where theres muck their is brass. Now you will excuse me while I go for a crap won't you....after all time is money!!!!!
Why does the Tate like a can of faeces better than our Beryl, ask painter's fans
Telegraph story
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