The Blair Academy of Spin
Paper reports Blair wants to open a school of government......
"Ah greetings new students. I am pleased you have opted to pay to study for a certificate in the art of spin. After all I have a big mortgage to pay - Guffaw, chortle, I am sure you will be happy here at my academy. I'm a regular kinda guy, despite being a past PM I like to get involved. I like to get out my guitar in lectures sometimes, just you know to put everyone at ease. So, I suppose you wanna know what you'll be studying.....well modules include - How to go to war despite million man protest marches, the teflon approach to governance, how to avoid backstabbing rivals and also how to get into government when only 22% of the voting public vote for your party. Oh, one last thing, Proffessor Hewitt will be the stand in lecturer, as i'm often in America on business"
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"Ah greetings new students. I am pleased you have opted to pay to study for a certificate in the art of spin. After all I have a big mortgage to pay - Guffaw, chortle, I am sure you will be happy here at my academy. I'm a regular kinda guy, despite being a past PM I like to get involved. I like to get out my guitar in lectures sometimes, just you know to put everyone at ease. So, I suppose you wanna know what you'll be studying.....well modules include - How to go to war despite million man protest marches, the teflon approach to governance, how to avoid backstabbing rivals and also how to get into government when only 22% of the voting public vote for your party. Oh, one last thing, Proffessor Hewitt will be the stand in lecturer, as i'm often in America on business"
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