Tories choose an oak tree as their new symbol.

And how many Oaks were felled by the last Tory governments mass road building programme? Next we'll be told George Osbourne was actually down the hole with swampy at the Newbury Bypass and Dave C was often camping out in the branches of Oaks in the path of bulldozers.

I reckon a better symbol might have been a cappuchino cup or perhaps the outline of a man in a suit without a tie?