Is there more than one fibber living in this street?

As the resident ghost cat of Downing Street, it's a question I have to ask. "Is there more than one fibber living in this street?" The reason I ask is because in todays press we are told by Mr Grevious Bodily that he knew nothing of the plots, a mere innocent bystander was he.

One of the coup generals even visited Grevious Bodily up in Scotland the day before the attempted putsch, but tells the world that only the price of disposable nappies at Tesco and how tasty Rusks are with a cuppa were discussed. The fact he was planning to resign the next day in support of GB just never came up in conversation.

Ha Ha yeah right pull the other one!!!!! Only people with the IQ of an earthworm could believe such rot.