Stand clear this is a policy free ZONE!!!!!!!!

The blues are having a meeting this week in Bournemouth, much martini and gin will be consumed but policies will be as rare as a raving lefty in a kaftan, (On second thoughts thats a bad example, they probably quite dig the blues these days) Ok, then as rare as a Powellite.

I mean why should they bother with policies going from the guide book to power by P Mandelson all that is required for victory is for the leader to be youngish, wear a bit of fake tan, look all concerned at starving africans, put a windmill on your roof and your sorted, abra cadabra your in charge of an island with 60 million over taxed poor blighters.

I mean all that money and lipstick and you'd think they might be able to say something along the lines of

We do not support the iraq war

or

We believe in Birching
or
We believe being transexual should not be a barrier to becoming a fighter pilot
or
We will increase the tax on pots of non organic honey by 2p

JUST SOMETHING WHATEVER IT DOESNT BLOOMIN MATTER JUST A STATEMENT OF POLICY AND INTENDED ACTION ON COMING TO POWER

but no just a blizzard of key theme spun words think -

Change, diverse, social justice, equality and other PC buzzwords.

Its just pathetic, imagine an AGM the potential CEO stands up and say to the shareholders, I think we should be aiming for a profit.....no plan, no policy just a vague statement with a smile and deodrant.

Get outta here!